I think each of us guys could stand to be in touch with our feminine side. Unfortunately for me, Erik’s husbear Robert tied me down & forced me to get in touch with my feminine side by slapping this ridiculous wig on my head. As you can see, I’m quite pissed off about the entire situation. It’s only a matter of time before I sever my friendship with Robert because I definitely don’t want this to happen again. He’s a bad influence on me, isn’t he Erik?